They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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