What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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