Do you still have your period?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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