Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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