belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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