like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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