Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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