Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
