do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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