You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him