She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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