what if I'm pregnant?
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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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