i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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