Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Mom said you looked used
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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