consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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