Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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