Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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