My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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