we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize