No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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