How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
