You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You ruined the universe
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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