the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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