Who wears a wallet chain?!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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