I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Randomize
