remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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