i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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