Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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