it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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