Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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