You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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