"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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