Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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