just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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