so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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