she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've blown a few things in my day
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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