If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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