You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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