Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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