did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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