i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
