It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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