thus making me awesome and them whores
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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