ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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