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I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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