I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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