i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
They have beer where we have blood.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
