im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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