do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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