Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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