Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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