Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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