I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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