Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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