Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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