friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my shit smells like andre
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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