Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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