I heard we made out
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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